Sophisticated Amusement

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Nov 23

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Kids Ruin The Darndest Everything of the Day: Yet another reason kids and flour do not mix.

YouTuber mtmuzic says:

Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.

Note: Do not hand a full bag to a 3 year old to see what happens.

[dpaf.]

Do you now why I am not yet a mom? Because this Mom, bless her heart, was INFINITELY MORE CALM than I would EVER MANAGE TO BE. She didn’t even curse. I cursed as soon as I saw the flour on the floor. And that adorable little one that kept asking, “See? See?” I woulda mushed him.

i would have flipped the hell out

I would have worn their asses out

adoption is always an option

Oh. No. This woulda been one of those “ass whoop now, ask questions later” type deals. Oh. No. And you can tell some form of discipline ain’t common in that home because when she asked “What are you doing?” in that voice…. They kept on LA DI DA’ing with the flour. Nope. Ainnoway

@mz2grand “anybody have some bail money”

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